Combatant 1 is a sprightly girl, aged 21 ish, hailing from St Alban’s. Though lacking in some of the height department, the near 8 million pixel perfect photographic memory more than makes up for any short comings. Plus, anything you have done wrong in the past is rigidly imprinted onto the brain, so beware.
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Trained in the art of Tae-Bo, 3rd Blank no less, she can break walnuts over my head with ease. She is also a master in the art of organising and finding great flight/hostel/car rental deals over the interweb. Competitions beware as she wins many, and will readily kill to enter an online survey or two for cash.
Pet hates – pets, except llamas, any kind of driving and being poked. And DO NOT call her the D***F, otherwise the fists of fury will rain hell fire on your candy ass.
Pet loves – sleeping, diet coke, Tae-Bo, Charlton Athletic FC (Boo!) and seeing the world.
Strengths – fists of fury, good looks, speed typing and fantastic on any pub quizzes to do with X-Factor or Strictly come dancing.
Weaknesses – wine, a furry blanket that makes her sleep instantly and hating spiderman (can be quoted as saying "I hate you Tobey Maguire, I hate you spiderman" a lot).