Friday, May 26, 2006

Combatant 1

Combatant 1 is a sprightly girl, aged 21 ish, hailing from St Alban’s. Though lacking in some of the height department, the near 8 million pixel perfect photographic memory more than makes up for any short comings. Plus, anything you have done wrong in the past is rigidly imprinted onto the brain, so beware.

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Trained in the art of Tae-Bo, 3rd Blank no less, she can break walnuts over my head with ease. She is also a master in the art of organising and finding great flight/hostel/car rental deals over the interweb. Competitions beware as she wins many, and will readily kill to enter an online survey or two for cash.

Pet hates – pets, except llamas, any kind of driving and being poked. And DO NOT call her the D***F, otherwise the fists of fury will rain hell fire on your candy ass.

Pet loves – sleeping, diet coke, Tae-Bo, Charlton Athletic FC (Boo!) and seeing the world.

Strengths – fists of fury, good looks, speed typing and fantastic on any pub quizzes to do with X-Factor or Strictly come dancing.

Weaknesses – wine, a furry blanket that makes her sleep instantly and hating spiderman (can be quoted as saying "I hate you Tobey Maguire, I hate you spiderman" a lot).


Anonymous Jeff said...

Sarah, Liz,

I need your help. Joanna and I are going on holiday for a month at the end of the year and are looking to spend around 3 weeks of that time in Oz (Sydney and around).

I know that you spent a similar amount of time there in 2000 so would like to pick your brains as to the best way to spend that time.

Would you be able to help me on this?

Hope all is good with you, sounds like you are having a great time.


Wednesday, September 06, 2006 8:56:00 am  

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