Combatant 1

Combatant 1 is a sprightly girl, aged 21 ish, hailing from St Alban’s. Though lacking in some of the height department, the near 8 million pixel perfect photographic memory more than makes up for any short comings. Plus, anything you have done wrong in the past is rigidly imprinted onto the brain, so beware.

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Trained in the art of Tae-Bo, 3^rd Blank no less, she can break walnuts over my head with ease. She is also a master in the art of organising and finding great flight/hostel/car rental deals over the interweb. Competitions beware as she wins many, and will readily kill to enter an online survey or two for cash.

Pet hates – pets, except llamas, any kind of driving and being poked. And DO NOT call her the D***F, otherwise the fists of fury will rain hell fire on your candy ass.

Pet loves – sleeping, diet coke, Tae-Bo, Charlton Athletic FC (Boo!) and seeing the world.

Strengths – fists of fury, good looks, speed typing and fantastic on any pub quizzes to do with X-Factor or Strictly come dancing.

Weaknesses – wine, a furry blanket that makes her sleep instantly and hating spiderman (can be quoted as saying "I hate you Tobey Maguire, I hate you spiderman" a lot).

The Plan

Hello!

This is Sarah and Geof’s travel blog. Hopefully it should give you some insight as to how we are progressing around the world. We (well… I, probably) intend to update it whenever we are internet inclined, which in this day and age is nearly everywhere.

We have set up two sites for this trip. One of which is the family edition (click here for safe surfing) – clean cut and work friendly, something to show your Nan, (Hi Nan! I’ll see you at Christmas!). The safe version will have words like ‘gumption’, ‘teetotal’, ‘flip-flop’ and ‘vestibule’ while the more verbose language like ‘F**K’, ‘N**s’, ‘Crev**e’ and ‘Dwarf’ will be relegated to here… the more creative and artistic site. Please choose between them at your peril, but they should be populated with the same basic stuff.

So enjoy and fee free to add us to your favourites, RSS feeds, leave comments and in general seethe jealously at our trip.

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P.S. Sarah hasn’t seen this yet so she will post something when she finds out about it.